I went to a movie theater the other day and saw an old man and his dog in the front row.It was a sad/funny kind of film.

During the sad parts, the dog cried his eyes out. During the funny parts, he laughed his head off.This happened all the way through the movie.

When it ended, I walked up to the man and said, "Your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen."

"Yeah, it is," the man said. "He hated the book."